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How do you grow tumbleweed?

Put cannabis into a clothes drier

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1. A Lumberjack is walking in the forest…..

A Lumberjack is walking in the forest when a tree yells..stop! You can’t chop me down because I’m a talking tree! The Lumberjack says even though you’re a talking tree you’ll dialogue.

2. Why did the grandma sleep in the refrigerator?

Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.

3. I received an invoice in the mail yesterday

When I opened it up it was silent.

4. What's a pornstar's favorite burger joint?

In-N-Out

5. What do you call a bear that can do anything?

Bear able

6. Why does Indiana Jones only golf for 9 holes instead of 18?

He prefers a short round

7. Do you know what a warehouse is?

A person who turns into a house every full moon.

8. What part of the military was the Sapling in?

The infant tree.

9. Did you know Bruce Lee had a very stern brother?

Seriously.

10. What happened after the frog jester assassinated the duck King?

The frog became a quack and the duck croaked. P.S I'm so sorry I subjected you to this. I thought of it this morning and haven't heard it before so wanted to share.

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